A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem. The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination."
The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."
The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem."
Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: "Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?
A: Because it is below C level.
Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
And saving the best for last:
"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
"No..."
"Inheritance."
Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:46 pm